How to become totally miserable in 20 easy steps
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1) Use “I” as often as possible.
2) Always be sensitive to the slightest slight.
3) Demand agreement with your own views on everything.
4) Think always of yourself.
5) Talk always about yourself.
6) Trust no one.
7) Never forget a criticism.
8) Always expect to be appreciated.
9) Be suspicious.
10) Listen greedily to what others say about you.
11) Always look for faults in others.
12) Do as little as possible for others.
13) Shirk your duties if you can.
14) Never forget a service you may have rendered.
15) Sulk if people are not grateful for your favors.
16) Insist on consideration and respect.
17) Be jealous and envious.
18) Always look for a good time.
19) Love yourself first.
20) Be selfish at all times.
(No citation available. Someone was handing out copies of this list and I thought it was pretty good. Also, not sure why some of those items got a smiley face. I just typed in numbers and for some reason smileys are there instead…:) Computers…)
