A Monk Swimmin’
A small child had this conversation with her mother:
“Mommy, I didn’t know Mary was a monk.”
“A monk? I don’t think so.”
“Then why do we call her a monk?”
“We don’t call her a monk.”
“Yes, we do, in the Hail Mary when we pray the Rosary.”
“We do?”
“Yes. And why does she swim?”
“She swims?”
“Mom! In the Rosary, we say, ‘Blessed are you, a monk swimmin,’ and blessed is the fruit o’ thy womb.”
I thought this one was pretty funny. Right up there with “Howard be thy name.”
LOL! That is so funny! Kids really put a different perspective on things. :)